Look, I am the first to admit that I am not myself right now. When I hear some of the things coming out of my mouth I am shocked. More shocking is the thoughts in my brain. Where the fuck are they coming from? Everyone is noticing that something is up with me, but no one has a solution, but fuck me do they have an opinion if I plan on doing something that will affect them. Because heaven forbid I make a decision on my own without your approval.
So whats been happening…..? Here is the story.
Contrary to these blog posts I do about relationships – when I have sex with someone new its usually a root and boot situation. I don’t get feelings, I don’t care about how the guy feels, I just wanna get off and then he can go home. I have been doing this for years. Its not even something I think about. I like sex, so I get it when I want, no feels, just orgasms.. well hopefully.
So I recently went to Bali with two friends of mine. It was a typical Bali trip, nothing too different from any other Bali trip. I did strap on a bikini for the first time – so that was pretty epic for me being a fat girl and all. Anyhoo, one of my friends left earlier – he was the party person of the group so it was just me and my friend T for a few days. In maintaining the momentum of the holiday, T and I decided to get off the balcony of our hotel, go down the beach and watch the sunset with a few beers. Perfect. So just out the front of our hotel was a few beach bars, so we picked one, sat down and were greeted by a seriously good looking Indonesian man. His name was Gede. He got us some beers and then plonked himself down next to me and we started having a chat. He was lovely, had a great attitude and really open to talking to us about his life. It was a great afternoon. We added each other on Instagram, said goodbye and told him we would be back tomorrow.
Tomorrow comes and I was eager to get down the beach. I have no idea why – I put a little extra into my appearance (well Bali style…. bigger earrings and maybe brushed my hair hahaha) T was in the middle of her book so she took that with her and off we went. Gede wasn’t at the bar when we got there, so we just took our seats, got our beers, T buried her head in her book and I watched the world pass by. Not long went past and Gede turns up and comes to chat. Looking back now – it was perfect that T was engrossed in her book because it gave me and Gede some time to get to know each other. At this point though, in my head it was just friendly. Nothing in it at all. It didn’t even cross my mind. I actually thought he might be interested in T. So it was all just normal banter. He kept grabbing my hand, making contact with me – but I just put it down to him being Balinese. They are really affectionate people, so again, nothing crossed my mind. Anyway, the afternoon goes on, more bintangs consumed and I needed to go to the toilet that was back at the hotel. So I start to walk back as Gede starts to walk towards me. He grabs me and we start to playfully dance. I laughed and said “Ohhh isn’t this romantic! Sun setting, dancing on the beach, beautiful!” Our faces got quite close at this point and then I had my first thought that something might be happening here. He walked me back up behind his bar, grabbed me and kissed me. That kiss I will never ever forget. That kiss made the world stop. That kiss made me think of nothing but him. That kiss changed me. I was so shocked. Shocked that I, a 37 year old woman is down the beach kissing a beautiful 27 year old man. That moment was perfect. It felt like we kissed forever and had been kissing each other forever. Once we broke apart, his face breaks and he says the words I always love to hear “Oh my god, I have a girlfriend” Fucking perfect alright. I pretty much put my hands in the air and said “Well there isn’t much you can do now, you’ve already done this!” He asked me if I had a boyfriend, we discussed it briefly and then I left to go to the toilet.
When I came back, he was waiting for me back at the bar, it was starting to get dark now so it was a bit more private. T doesn’t like to be left on her own in Bali, so I knew I wouldn’t have long with Gede – but he had sent his brother down to her to chat to keep her occupied. It only took seconds before he was kissing me again. It was electric. He lays me down on a chair pulls my bathers aside and starts to finger me. Anyone could have walked past and seen us. Thankfully nobody did and we didn’t care. I just had to try and keep my moaning to a minimum. I gave him a hard and fast blow job, knowing that T would be coming to look for me soon, so wanted to show him what I was good at before I had to leave. Safe to say – I haven’t lost my touch! We re-grouped got up, fixed ourselves up and went back down to the chairs. T already had my bag and her bag on her shoulders, had paid the bill and was up and ready to go. Fuck I didn’t want to leave yet! I convinced her that I was just up talking to Gede and asked if I could finish my beer then we will go get some dinner. We did that, said our goodbyes as we were leaving to go home the next day and as I hugged Gede he whispered in my ear “Message me later…” Go Fat Girl!!
So I had to tell T what was going on. Because wild horses couldn’t stop me from having another rendezvous if it was offered to me. I was drunk on lust, and a little drunk in general. T was fine with it all. She just let me go. So after a few messages back and forth Gede and I met back down near his bar. Its so dark and empty down the beach at night. Hardly a soul around. Great for us. Gede was different though. He was quiet. Shy even. Not the outgoing loud mouth that I had met earlier down the beach. We had the conversation that we were just going to be friends with benefits, and I told him over and over that he’s got nothing to worry about, I’m not that kinda girl, I won’t get attached – it is what it is and its just some fun. Fucking famous last words. We start to kiss again and that magic reappears. I can’t explain it. We ended up having sex, he bent me over some gym equipment and I don’t think I have ever been so turned on in my life. In the end I was on my back in the sand enjoying every second. After he finished we got up dusted ourselves off and said our goodbyes. I was surprised how quick the night ended but then I realised how uncomfortable I was with sand everywhere, I was happy to leave and have a shower. T and I shared a room, so I wasn’t able to ask him back as she would not be down for that!
So that was that. I went back to the room, felt fantastic, but felt different. Still a little overwhelmed at what I had just done, but didn’t regret a thing. The next morning my brain was fucked. I was really struggling with a million emotions. Emotions that I hadn’t really felt before. We had to pack and leave so I tried to distract myself but I was finding it hard to get my shit together. I didn’t want to leave. I wanted to see him again. Would I ever see him again? Why do I feel this way? So many questions. I told T I was struggling, she didn’t really get it. She made a joke about Rhonda and Ketut and I fucking bit her head off. The plane ride home was torture. I just wanted to get home, go to bed and dream of the night before. As soon as I got phone signal back in Australia, I already had a message from Gede. It was nice that he hadn’t forgotten me already.
I was meant to be hooking up with Rugby when I got back, as it was his week off. With my emotions all over the place I didn’t really think it was a good idea, but then I thought maybe if I have sex with Rugby it will delete all my feels for Gede. The sex with Rugby last time was pretty fucking good so maybe he can fuck it out of me. Rugby comes over and I feel like a cold ass bitch. I’m going through the motions but my heart isn’t in it. We both get off and he falls asleep, snoring hard in my ear. I just want him to leave. I want him out. I want Gede. FUCK. I am in trouble. I start to cry. Yep. Cry. I don’t even know who I am at this point. I message Gede and say “Please promise me you will never ever forget me” WHO THE FUCK AM I?? In my life – even with E, I have never been this vulnerable. After a few more orgasms Rugby leaves and I know that that will be the last time I see him.
Once I am left to my own devices my mind goes into overdrive. I start thinking about how I can get back to Bali. Hoping that I am pregnant so I can get back to Gede. This thought is the most fucking crazy as I have never really wanted kids, so this is when I knew I was starting to lose it. I thought to myself, if I were to get pregnant, what would I do to support myself over there? The idea came quick and fast. I would open a plus sized boutique. Beautiful clothes for plus sized women. Right up my alley. I’d be really good at it. I have a great business brain, an eye for detail and there is nothing like this in Bali. What a great idea Fat Girl. I had to go back to work on Monday which made me sob my little heart out. I cried and cried and felt it hard to put one foot in front of the other. But I did. In my world of craziness I rang E on Monday afternoon asking him for a loan. He is still in Ethiopia and was taken back by my question. I couldn’t understand it, you have so much money, I have this amazing idea why won’t you help me? He dismissed me quickly and I was fucking mad. I sent him some pretty nasty text messages after this – which I later had to apologise for, but I just didn’t know what the fuck was going on with me.
During the working week I spoke to some work people about what was going on with me. They were as shocked as me about what I was saying. Some suggested therapy, some suggested a clairvoyant reading, some suggested fucking more random men to get it out of my head. (I did book the clairvoyant reading, its tomorrow night). One very random thing happened that week. One of my owners who I only ever talk work with asked me out of the blue “If you could own any business you wanted what would you open?” I was speechless. Why did he ask me this question now? This is not normal for him? WHY NOW? I was starting to get freaked out.
I got through the week with many tears and a million fucking emotions but I made it. Gede and I were still in constant contact. Mainly just commenting on each others Insty stories, but the connection was there and I think we were both enjoying each other. Sunday rocks around and Gede tries to video call me. This is a first. I freak out and don’t answer. I compose myself and call him back. It was so so good to see him again. We didn’t chat for long because I got too nervous and couldn’t speak properly. After the chat, he messages me and says he wished we chatted for longer so I promise I will call him later and get my shit together. That afternoon I went to my friends place. This was going to be a tough afternoon as I knew that I had to tell them everything that was going on. So it was T, Troy (who was originally in Bali with us) and Josh. They can sometimes be a tough audience, but I knew that I needed to tell them everything. I was very honest with them. Tears flowed and they were truly gobsmacked especially when I told them that I took a pregnancy test this week (it was negative btw). Some words they said to me really pissed me off though.
“Do we need to confiscate your passport?”
“Well you can’t go back to Bali until at least July because I can’t go until then”
“You can’t leave Perth. What about me?”
Like I said I understand some of my thought processes have been irrational but I felt they were coming from a place of selfishness rather that an objective place to try and help me out. They could see I was in a bad place and wanted to help me, but even though I wanted them to know, I didn’t care for their opinion. They could tell me a million times that I need to cut contact with Gede, but I knew I would never do that. I kept saying to them “Why is he still contacting me? He knows I’m not rich, its not money, why? You tell me why he is doing this?” It’s like E all over again. Everyone told me to get rid of him like rubbish, I never could and they could never understand it.
I went home pretty drunk and video called Gede. I was happy again. He got a bit naked, I got a bit naked, it was fun. It was also fucking torture. I just wanted to feel him. Be next to him. Kiss him. Torture. Our connection was getting stronger and I was getting obsessed. So much for the girl who roots and boots.
The next week went on, I was posting more on Instagram than I ever have before just to try and bait Gede into more conversation. It worked everytime. But I felt he was doing the same thing. It was light hearted, flirty and fun. We were chatting on Thursday night and he starts showing me some clothes he has designed and had made. They were really good, he is quite creative which really impresses me. Then he comes out with this cracker: “What I really want to do is make specialty size clothing for women. Clothes to make big women feel great, it’s always been a dream of mine” WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. I told him what I had been thinking and we were both fucking floored that we had the same plan. I said that him and I were meant to meet that day and he agreed. Everything happens for a reason he said. For me, this is too much of a coincidence, its too big to ignore. How is this even happening? I am not that dumb that I am going to jump straight into it, but I feel like it is something that I really do need to look at doing. Is the universe trying to tell me something? Is this what I am meant to be doing? Or is this just a cruel life joke?
This has been a hard few weeks for me. Trying to understand myself. Trying to make good decisions. Trying to embrace life and not run from it. Trying to understand these emotions that I feel for a man I’ve only spent hours with. Its exhausting. I am very selective now on who I talk to about this stuff. Not because I only want the feedback that I choose, more because I want an unbiased, unselfish opinion that I trust. I love my friends but do I do what they say just so they won’t be alone and always have me around or do I take a massive leap and do something that I would never usually do?